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Kinky Critters & TeddyBears
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Didn't know Prarie Dogs had this side to them, huh? And ooh interesting TeddyBears! -- Edited by Tygra at 06:11, 2008-07-18
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the amazing katie
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This is the cutest, funniest, scariest thing ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJkaKAIl_Fc me and Master went to see this at the cinema and as soon as we first saw this character Master laughed and said it was exactly like me (i'll let you judge whether thats a compliment or not) It must just be s...
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Crazy Kitty Videos
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Beware: Don't pet this Mad Kitty! Cats attack! Crazy Cats! Hilarious Cats! Cat in the Bottle! found by my friend MasterDreamWeaver, in his words "pussies for the pussy" -- Edited by Tygra at 09:10, 2008-07-14 -- Edited by Tygra at 09:16, 2008-07-14
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The Laws of Cat Physics
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Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. Law of Cat Magnetism All blue blaz...
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Cat Philosophy
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"One cat just leads to another." Ernest Hemingway "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." Dave Platt" Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." Bruce Graham "There is no snooze button on a cat who wan...
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Politically correct terms for Cat owners
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My cat does not barf hairballs = he is a floor / rug redecorator. My cat does not break things = she helps gravity do its job. My cat does not fear dogs = they are merely sprint practice tools. My cat does not gobble = she eats with alacrity. My cat does not scratch = he is a furniture / rug / skin ventilator. My c...
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I love Lil Pussy Cat
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I love little pussy, Her coat is so warm, And if I don't hurt her, She'll do me no harm. So I'll not pull her tail, Or give her away, But pussy and I Together will play. She will sit by my side, And I'll give her some food, And she'll like me because I'm gentle and good. (author unknown) -- Edited by Tygra at 15:5...
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Training Your Human
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Training your human is a thankless task. "Why bother with it?", some kittens may ask. The fate of the world is the issue at hand, as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land. Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint. We spray in the corners to drive home the point. Some say the meek sha...
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What are Cats?
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1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 8. They're mood...
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The Cats' Bill of Rights
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1. Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of access, or the right to peaceful assembly. In other words: The cat is entitled to go outside anytime he wants. 2. A well-carried provisional chamber, being ne...
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I am Kitten
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I am kitten, hear me roar! See me chase toys on the floor. I will do just what I want, Obey you? Hmph; I will not! Give me some, I will take more. I am kitten, hear me roar! I am kitten, hear me roar! I am tabby to the core. Though you think I'm really cute, Wait until you see your boot. To my food dish I will soar, I a...
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