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Kenoke_chan · Member

Tail in plants?!

Anabelle · Senior Member

I don't think they've perfected an operation to implant a functional tail onto a human, and medically, it would be far more painful and dangerous to do so than to use a plug tail.

There are cases of natural human tails though; http://evolutionfun.com/tails.htm

That's the most recent one.

MastersKitten · Senior Member

It seems very dangerous and risky. I'd be scared of it possibly causing some sort of spinal injury. It'd also be very painful. Just think, if you sat on it or someone tugged it, it could hurt your back.

Temko · Senior Member

i've looked into this and it's simple.

DONT.

for 3 big reasons and a million and 1 smaller ones.

1 - Body Altering surgery always brings the risk of infection, body altering surgery that adds upon the human body with live tissue bring with it a lifelong dependancy on supressant meds. basicly ****ing over your immune system to prevent rejection.

2 - spinal cords and brainstems are directly connected and the 2 most irriplacable and dangerous areas to operate on, in fact, most doctors wont go near it and the few that do are paid so much taht a surgery would come clower to 80000 then 6000 (a boob-job is close to 4000-6000 already and that a standard procedure). besdies the obvious money factor is also the permantent en VERY real (40%) chance of losing motor function to the lower body and even possible nerv infection all the way to the brainstem, basicly meaning a 15% chance of death.

3 - humans dont have tails for a biological reason. we dont need them to keep our balance, they disrupt our upright movement and hinder the development of both male and female thighs and hips for the conception and delivery of offsprings and the production of sperm.
on top of the fact that any indicent involving a human tail would be the issue of 2 things.

humans dont have fur, the tail would be bald like a rats tail, unless you geneticly modify that as well and then your talking a whole new ballgame of dangerous....

anyhow... no seems the best answer on this.

(in case yer wondering: i am a avid beliver in neural inplants for the direct interaction with peraphiral equipment like computers, machines and each other. evne so such technoloy is still decades away)

tigrenpanthera · Senior Member

surgery seems like a bad idea. i would get the plug tail before having such a surgery. and i consider that "exit only."

Tom cat owner · Member

That doesnt seem like a good idea at all, i would go with a tail plug that is just well lubricated.

Kenoke_chan · Member

then plugs and belt tails are the way i shall go lol

thank you all

kattrainer · Veteran Member

Go to the best "toy" store near you and have your master buy you a small plug w/o tail. Pop it in and get used to it. Lots and lots of women (and men) really enjoy the sensation and many wear them regularly as a daily pleasure.

Go on to a slightly larger, more "plugged in" style with tail as you get used to the feeling.
And at first, go slow and easy. Use lube. Relax.

I bet you'll really like swishing your plug-in tail soon enough.

Kenoke_chan · Member

i hope so i am really scared of things in my butt

tigrenpanthera · Senior Member

Kenoke_chan wrote:

i hope so i am really scared of things in my butt

me too, darlin'. since my ex was into inflation, i got a little bit used to it (the silicone aquarium tubing we used was actually quite comfortable). i still consider it "exit only," but hey, i'm open to trying anything at least once!

Yoru169 · Senior Member

Kenoke_chan wrote:

i hope so i am really scared of things in my butt

It really isnt that bad if you do it right. The biggest mistakes people make on their first try are not enough lube, and too big too soon. The best way I know to get into it is every shower stick a finger in until you can add 1, then 2, then 3, and so on until you can fit whatever you want in. My first anal experience was with an object only a bit wider than my thumb but because I didnt do any stretching it hurt like crazy, but now I can fit some relatively large items in if I take 5 minutes to stretch.

As for it getting stuck, the fact is it is an out hole. As long as all the things you stick in are mostly round they will be able to come out without much work, especially any toys that are designed to go in there.

MissAbsinthe · Senior Member

You can get surgery like that!? I must know the details! ;p

janet · Senior Member

@MissAbsinthe, I really don't think you can.

@Yoru, I don't claim to be an expert (err, actually, unfortunately a fun variety of health problems means I will probably never be an expert in this area) but I was always told that things CAN get stuck up there. I don't mean told by urban legend spreaders, but by legitimate sources (e.g., http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1884.html ). Any toys being used in someone's ass should have a large base so that the whole toy can't just disappear inside you if someone gets carried away. Some places, like Good Vibes (www.goodvibes.com), even has a little icon they use on toys that are "safe for anal insertion" because they have a large base.

Calico Bel · Veteran Member

Not to mention, if a tail is attached to the plug, it would be awfully hard to lose it...I can't see the whole thing fitting in there...

Yoru169 · Senior Member

janet wrote:

@Yoru, I don't claim to be an expert (err, actually, unfortunately a fun variety of health problems means I will probably never be an expert in this area) but I was always told that things CAN get stuck up there. I don't mean told by urban legend spreaders, but by legitimate sources (e.g., http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1884.html ). Any toys being used in someone's ass should have a large base so that the whole toy can't just disappear inside you if someone gets carried away. Some places, like Good Vibes (www.goodvibes.com), even has a little icon they use on toys that are "safe for anal insertion" because they have a large base.

I do know things can get stuck in there. A friend of mine worked at a hospital in the department where they specialized in removing things people stuck in there and couldn't get out. The thing he said was common with almost all the objects is that the base wasn't rounded. They were flat or concave and alot of times had very defined edges such as soda cans, shaving cream cans, and soda or beer bottles. The reason they got stuck is that they would grip the rim of your bum (on the inside) instead of stretching it open until they could fit out. With a buttplug the part in a person is attached to the outside and is curved so that with a bit of force is can be removed even if u clench. They only become a problem if the base slips in aswell, but unless you leave it in like that for a long time you should still be stretched enough to get it out. Dildoes are much simpler because they are usually already thin enough that you can get it out the way you would a large poop, unless it's one of the jumbo ones but those tend to be long enough that one cant fit the whole thing in anyway.

kitkat · Newbie

Well of course there is the fact that even if one was to engineer and grow a tail using the recipient's own stem cells and attached it there would still be no nerves connected to your brain from it. Humans spend the first 2-4 years of our lives wiring up all the neurons in our brains to control our bodies after that I doubt it is possible to effectively add more nerves.

So yes I guess you could attach a tail, of course the DNA would be different so you would techincally be a chimera and it wouldn't have any motor function or sense.

-- Edited by kitkat on Sunday 5th of July 2009 03:28:53 AM

Matt-Sama · Veteran Member

If you were to use some rather state of the art growing techniques it would be possible to grow and create a tail for yourself that would both work and have sensation. However you would spend several years learning to rewire the sensations so that they work properly and it would take ALOT of will and mental control to pull it off. The mind is very volitile so it can be "taught" to take things differently and to do differnt things (such as use prostetics that react to different muscle movements to create full motion arms. You have to reteach yourself how to move those muscles differently to do that.)

The dangerous part is that you would have to operate on the Spinal Cord and on nerves coming from it. Sure the Genetics involved in making it so that it would grow fur and operate right and all that jazz would be complicated but the danger is of operating something electrical that could cause MAJOR issues with real damage to the body and mind.

I've thought about this alot and all the processes involved and in the end it is possible (should you use your own cells) to not need Immunosuppressants for the rest of your life(for a while due to artificial means to connect all the tissue and nerves) however the dangers of the neuro surgury and the amount of time you would have to be under Anastesia (which does get very deadly after I believe 36 hours) could be very dangerous. Keep in mind, you're looking at skeleton surgury(adusting the tail bone and setting the bone joints correctly), Nuerosurgy(connecting all the nerve endings correctly), Muscular (for the muscles to connect both into your back and down the back). Then you have to teach your mind to translates the sensations properly. And that will not only be hard but could be painful since you're looking at something with WELL over 10k nerve endings per inch. So its VERY sensative. Figuring your hands would have less nerve endings than ears or tail. I've thought of the ears more than the tail. But either way the dangers still there.