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Saberrah · Senior Member

Fetlife Idiots

Saberrah · Senior Member

And I'll go first. In the group Ask a Submissive Questions, someone actually posted this!

Thread name: real subs

Question: are there any real subs that serve with out all the questions.

Needless to say, the person was hounded on. But here's a few of my fave replies.

No. There are, however Real Dolls. That's about as close as you're going to get to someone that's never going to question you about anything. In fact you'll never have to hear them say a single word.

You know that was kinda snarky of me wasn't it? I'm sorry.
There are probably quite a few actual human females that would be quite compatible with you. Here's a few suggestions:
Deaf/mutes (especially those that don't know sign language or how to write)
Women who are unable to speak due to some form of paralysis. Either because of some disease, birth defect or an accident.
Coma patients.
Cult members.

Plenty of sammich shops that serve up real subs, and the only questions you get regard what condiments you want.
Unlike SAMmy shops, which require lots of questions to go along with variable service, depending on our mood.

lyrakitten · Veteran Member

hahahaha that is priceless!

MastersKitten · Senior Member

I've seen some silly questions on FetLife as well as some that seem to come from people that truly don't understand (but they're still silly.)

There was one thread in the group Just Us Slaves titled "How to punish a Master" and the poster of the thread was pretty much bashing doms and masters and saying they are abusive.

"How often does your Master mess up? How often do you get the brunt of his/her irritation because something bad happened to him/her during the day? How often do you not get the respect that you as a person deserve? How often do you get accused of something unjustly, just because he/she doesn't take the time to fully investigate? The list of course could be endless, because masters just like slaves mess up. No mention is ever made of punishment for the Master to make sure they don't mess up in the future. If you could punish your Master for doing bad, would you?"

Andddd..

Another in Just Us Slaves titled "Slavery? For real or playing?" which said

"This makes a good fight or discussion, would many of you see being a slave for real or playing? Answer this question whichever way you take it."

This was one of my favorite answers

"It's an illusion that only works because the two people involved (or one, I suppose, if you're un-partnered but that's a whole different rant) believe in it enough to make it their own personal "reality".

Nobody is really a slave, bound and held in the same manners that real-life slaves are. Nobody is owned. Nobody is property.

It's mindgames and head****s and brainwashing- and it works because we make it work. Because we're dedicated to making it work and because we put equal effort into making it "real" for us. I am a slave, he is my owner and that's how we live. That's our reality, our day to day life and it's how we choose to live.

But it isn't real. None of y'all are. Stand in a police station one time and tell an officer that you're an owned slave and your owner won't let you leave. Face it, the only people believing in your "reality", is the pair of you. "

Saberrah · Senior Member

*Laughs* I remember reading that thread! Is it real or play. *Rolls her eyes* I'm a kitty, and it's real enough to me. That's what matters! *nods*

janet · Senior Member

Um, but isn't that exactly what the Fetlife poster said? Isn't "it's an illusion that only works because the two people involved...believe in it enough to make it their own personal 'reality'" the same as "I'm a kitty, and it's real enough to me. That's what matters!"

I dunno. I'm sort of wary about bashing "idiots." There are some people who are genuinely mean-spirited idiots, but there are also a lot of "idiots" are just "new" or "different." We were all new once upon a time and if someone vanilla looked in on us, we're still pretty different from regular people too. Aaaaaaaand the vanilla person would probably think we're mostly idiotic and crazy too.

-- Edited by janet on Sunday 31st of May 2009 04:51:18 AM

Saberrah · Senior Member

It's a matter of opinion. And my eye roll was aimed at the subject. I had already read through that thread, which made me shake my head many times at the lame things people said. Many tried to say it wasn't real at all and others needed to get a reality check. Personally, this kitty likes her fantasy world.

Saberrah · Senior Member

As for the "bashing", you can look at it that way if you want. But this is aimed to be funny and to share the stuff that you've run across that made you want to say "See!! Can you believe that was posted?" I know I've wanted to do that several times, hence the thread.

MastersKitten · Senior Member

I believe she was just identifying with that, the same way I would. "Real" is whatever you want to believe is real. Society says one can't be owned, and in most places in the U.S. that I know of, society says one can't be beaten. Consent doesn't overrule the law. But does societies version of reality make my reality any less real? Not at all, because it's just that, MY reality.

There were a lot of interesting answers to that question on FetLife though. And then it got into an argument about gay marriages somehow. o.o;

There was a post in Masters and Slaves titled "Looking for female slaves" that said
"I'm a dominant male and i'm having problems finding sub slaves any suggestions"

Some of the responses were :

- don't come off as desperate.

- What are you using as bait?

- Try Dom Depot. I hear they are having a sale this weekend on door mats.

- Remember if you catch a slave here there is a size requirement so if they are too small you'll have to throw them back.

janet wrote:
I dunno. I'm sort of wary about bashing "idiots." There are some people who are genuinely mean-spirited idiots, but there are also a lot of "idiots" are just "new" or "different." We were all new once upon a time and if someone vanilla looked in on us, we're still pretty different from regular people too. Aaaaaaaand the vanilla person would probably think we're mostly idiotic and crazy too.

-- Edited by janet on Sunday 31st of May 2009 04:51:18 AM

This is why I said in my first post "I've seen some silly questions on FetLife as well as some that seem to come from people that truly don't understand (but they're still silly.)" And when I say "silly" I don't mean stupid or idioctic; I simply mean they make me giggle a little. :3

-- Edited by MastersKitten on Sunday 31st of May 2009 05:22:24 AM

Saberrah · Senior Member

*Grins* Thank you, MastersKitten! Nicely put! *Nods!*

Saberrah · Senior Member

*Giggles* This, I thought rather funny. Not necessarily the original post, but the responses in generated. Need to want, Want to need

The post itself I thought was pretty damn good though the presentation was a little moody. But the responses *shakes her head*, read for yourself. =^.^=