Anyone noticed how the game never says the same thing the same way? I've played each of the four 'movies' 20-30 times now and I keep hearing different bits of dialogue. Some of its hysterical:
From 'Death Toll' Guy in safe room: Who are you?!? Tell me now, or I start ringing this bell! Francis: Well gee, I'm Francis. Thats grandpa, theres Bill and oh yeah, THERES F**KING ZOMBIES OUT HERE!!!!
From 'No Mercy' Francis: I hate elevators. I hate hospitals...and doctors...and lawyers...and cops. Bill: Jesus, Francis. Is there anything you don't hate? Francis: *fondles autoshotgun* I don't hate this.
From 'Death Toll' Bill: They call this the Zombie Apocolypse? Hell this is nothing compared to the Great Zombie Invasion of '57. (pause) Naaahhh, I'm just bullsh*tting ya.
From 'Death Toll' Louis: Interesting side note, when Riverside built this sewer system... Francis: *interrupting* You know what? I just realized I don't give a sh*t.
I only play CS:S on steam. I'm smug about that because its holding back the tears of having a ****ty graphics card that can't play new games above 4fps.
Oh this might be useful. My steam ID is SAw1ntermute.
-- Edited by w1ntermute at 18:14, 2009-01-18
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Mrrr ... I wasn't able to convince myself that it was worth $50 dollars before they pulled the demo (seriously, the whole point of demos is so prospective buyers can convince themselves that it's worth the money, and they basically lost a sale because I failed to do so before they removed it ...) It even almost managed to mostly overcome my ... lack of interest in zombie games and multiplayer games, not to mention the fact that to really enjoy it I'd need to upgrade my computer to something that could measure the framerate in frames per second rather than the other way around.
It's moot at the moment, anyway, since I can't actually afford it ...
Loove Left 4 Dead. If the whole thing with my xbox live account didn't happen (mentioned in another thread), I'd probably be playing it instead of typing this :P.
I think one of the best moments was during No Mercy. During the construction area section, right before the safehouse to the rooftop finale. Watching an AI Tank fall off of the building ten seconds after spawning is hilarious.
Lol, I was playing some last night and right after a boomer honked on Zoey (don't get me started on the proper way to spell her name), she says "he slimed me!" I think I lost it at that point.
Master got that game. He loves it! It's a really good game. Master said he was going to buy me a controller so I can play with him and his friends. Master showed me this funny video that parodied the game
i tested the demo and it's a good game ... BUT i hate steam and i hate the cut-versions of games in germany -.-
no fun to play games like Fear2, Fallout and others ... *sigh*
-- Edited by Duke Lazarus at 23:06, 2009-02-14
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Francis: "Everyone but us is either a zombie or an a*hole."
Francis: "Alright, Bill! Keep your beard on"
Answering the Blood Harvest radio:" Holy crap, there's somebody still alive! Who is it?" Francis: "Uh.. it's the cops!"
From "Death Toll' Bill: "We gotta get up to that helicopter" Francis: "That's better than my plan" Bill: "Why?" Francis: "I didn't have one"
Bill: "Well, we've been immune so far, but if I start to turn promise you'll shoot me." Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn can I shoot that?" Bill: "You're an *ss Francis."
StripedKitten wrote:
Zoey: "Zombies arnt supposed to be that fast, Im calling Zombie bullshi*"
Haha that's from No Mercy. One of my favorite lines in the game. :>
Francis: "Everyone but us is either a zombie or an a*hole."
Francis: "Alright, Bill! Keep your beard on"
Answering the Blood Harvest radio:" Holy crap, there's somebody still alive! Who is it?" Francis: "Uh.. it's the cops!"
From "Death Toll' Bill: "We gotta get up to that helicopter" Francis: "That's better than my plan" Bill: "Why?" Francis: "I didn't have one"
Bill: "Well, we've been immune so far, but if I start to turn promise you'll shoot me." Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn can I shoot that?" Bill: "You're an *ss Francis."
StripedKitten wrote:
Zoey: "Zombies arnt supposed to be that fast, Im calling Zombie bullshi*"
Haha that's from No Mercy. One of my favorite lines in the game. :>
Lol mine too. And apparently I need to listen better, these lines are great and I havnt heard alot of them... maybe b/c im to busy playing online and not listening closly...