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i have to agree, i love it too

Ahahaha.

I wish. xD I'm just too shy and feel silly anytime Sir asks me to do it, so I clam up instead. >.

I love talking during play time! I talk about my day, what we need from the store, how handsome my Sir looks, to go faster and harder...yeah, I'll talk about anything, and it seems to amuse Sir most of them =^.^= I hope.
Though...when I'm ordered to talk dirty, I blush fiercely and go "Uhhhh...." cause I honestly have no clue what to say *laughs*. Wonder if that's the reason Sir does that to me...to shut me up!

I'm the same way.
Love to hear it, but can't get past the lump in my throat to say anything if asked.

Hey Yoru,

Wanna hear something REALLY dirty?

[beat]

An elephant fell in the mud.

[badum-ching]

OK! Now that I've gotten THAT grade-school impulse out of me...

I used to have a lot of trouble talking dirty, especially while I was on top, actually. It wasn't so much that I couldn't say the words, it was more that...I was scared they were going to lose their impact. Like I said in my first comment, how many times can you call someone a s l u t before it just loses its impact?

I found the solution (for me, anyway--and it's what I like hearing most) is less to just use dirty words and more to talk about dirty *concepts* using whatever words you feel comfortable with. If that...makes sense.

Indeed a demonstration is in order. Inquiring minds want to know.

-- Edited by Sui Juris Cattus at 01:10, 2009-01-09

Ha, I should have seen that one coming. But it's sort of a unique thing for everyone, no? Especially talking and other mind/imagination based things. Something I find incredibly sexy will probably leave someone else cold.

Saberrah wrote:

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An example would still be very much appreciated!

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*nods*  I concur

 

See? Kimonokitty doubly agrees with me! That means you definitely have to give an example! =^.^=

Ok. Sorry for the delay, but school-stress/random cold of death have left me feeling anything but sexy lately. But here I am! Lessee how well this is received, though today seems to be my day for making incredibly TL;DR posts. *shrugs*

Remember: JANET-KITTEN LOVES FEEDBACK, YESYES.

Random scenario. I'm going to use the same idea I posted in my first reply ("Suck it, you dirty slut.") said two vastly different ways. Since I'm a girl, it's just easier for me to write two girls so assume the "it" is a strap-on, I suppose (randomly, yes, oral sex involving strap-ons is actually quite hot, thank you very much.)

Set-up:

A dom, we'll call her J (*coughs* *hides username*), comes home from work. When she left in the morning, the house was quite messy but now it's pristine because her kittycat C, spent all day cleaning. One should also know that J had spent the previous night teasing C mercilessly and had then forbidden her from getting off until J got home from work the next day. So!

Version 1:

J finds C and says, "What a pleasant surprise! The house looks beautiful. Anyway, yay! Now we can go f u c k!"

They go up to the bedroom, get undressed, get to it, and J proceeds to tell C, "Suck it, you dirty slut."

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*makes a face*

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Version 2:

J finds C and says, "What a pleasant surprise! The house looks beautiful."

C nods. "Uh huh! I even scrubbed behind the fridge!"

J raises her eyebrows. "My. What a good, industrious little kitty you've been. Is there something you want to tell me?"

C wrinkles her brow and says, "No? Should there be?"

"Not necessarily, I suppose. It's just that when a naughty little brat like you is so good...well, it just makes one wonder what you're trying to hide, is all." All this, of course, is said with a tender, bemused smile.

"N-nothing?"

"Nothing at all? All right. It's funny though...After the events of last night, I wonder...would it be correct to say you're probably a bit wound up right now?"

C meows quietly. "That would definitely be correct!"

J smirks. "Mm hmm. It's just that, you see, more suspicious minds than mine would question the motives behind all the wonderful housework you did today. More suspicious minds would wonder, 'Did C do all this out of a sincere desire to make her Mistress' homecoming more pleasant? Or did C just do all this because she knew keeping her hands busy in a bucket of soapy water was the only way to keep them from ending up between her legs.'"

"Noooo!," C whines. "Not truuuue! That is not true! C cleaned the house because she is the bestest kittycat in the world and she deserves rewards and hugs and scritchies and anything else she wants, right now, yesyes?"

J just continues to smirk, and pats C on the head. "You're a cute girl, C, but a terrible liar. Can you honestly tell me that, the entire time you were getting my house all nice and clean, your thoughts weren't just getting filthier and filthier?"

"Noooo!"

"No?"

"Nuh uh!"

"Not even a little?"

C bites her lip. "Well. Maybe a little. Just a little."

"Just a little-little?"

"W-well...maybe more than a little."

"More than a little?"

"A-all right. A whole lot. But, Miss! You still get a nice clean house out of it all! Surely you're grateful for that!"

"Oh, I am, darling. Don't get me wrong. Thank you very much for your efforts today, even if your motives were utterly depraved." J smiles and gives C a gentle kiss on the top of her head to show her she really does appreciate all her hard work. "Now, shall we go upstairs, since it's what you've been craving all day anyway?"

C nods vigorously before pausing for a moment. "Oh...but..."

"But?"

C whines playfully. "But I spent all that time making the bed with tight hospital corners and everything and now we're going to go upstairs and ruin it all!"

J laughs aloud. "Oh, I wouldn't worry about that if I were you, kitten. After all, who said anything about you getting up on the bed? You'll be on the floor, on your knees, of course, so your sweet, tight...hospital corners...will remain unviolated. For now. Shall we?" And J leads C upstairs.

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So. Scenario 1 and 2 both contain the messages 1) You are a dirty slut and 2) Suck it. But scenario 2 doesn't contain a single word you couldn't use in another context in front of a toddler. Still registers as a lot dirtier to ME, though.

Opinions?

-- Edited by janet at 11:09, 2009-01-19

*reads janet's post*

*sneaks away to hide under bed and "clean" self*


LOL


HAWT!

me likey

Ack -jumps out of the way- evil kitty. Such a evil one. -pouts- Dun get rough if yuh dun mean it -grins-

no tell it :P my moods already gone (good job Koos Koos :O)