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Antarctica is a mysterious place, and is the focus of a fair bit of high wierdness.

 

For example, between 1939 and 1945 a large portion of the continent was claimed by Nazi Germany and named Neuschwabenland. There is some evidence and a great deal of speculation that the Nazis built a secret base there.

In 1943, Grand Admiral Karl Dönitz dropped a remarkable phrase:

"Germany's submarine fleet is proud that it created an unassailable fortress for the Führer on the other end of the world."

In 1947 Admiral Byrd led a massive expedition of U.S. and British troops to Antarctica as part of "Operation Highjump". Ostensibly a research mission to find coal deposits (among other things), this project, hot on the heals of WWII involved 4,700 men, 13 ships, and multiple aircraft. Many conspiracy theorists believe that this was not a research mission at all, and was in fact intended to deal with the secret Nazi stronghold that had been established. To add to the intrigue, the expedition suffered significant loss of men and equipment.

 

On 5 March, 1947 the El Mercurio newspaper of Santiago, Chile, had a headline article On Board the Mount Olympus on the High Seas which quoted Byrd in an interview with Lee van Atta: 
Adm. Byrd declared today that it was imperative for the United States to initiate immediate defense measures against hostile regions. Furthermore, Byrd stated that he didnt want to frighten anyone unduly but that it was a bitter reality that in case of a new war the continental United States would be attacked by flying objects which could fly from pole to pole at incredible speeds.

A secret battle with Nazi saucers? Very interesting...
Fast forward to recent history. In 1999 an enormous lake was discovered a few miles below the ice, a lake whose water had not been exposed to sunlight for millions of years. Named Lake Vostok, the site immediately became the focus all much scientific exploration. Not long after, a mysterious, huge, magnetic anomaly was detected at the north end of the lake.
Here's where it gets really strange. 

In 1998 NASA and JPL were involved in a scientific operation to drill into and explore Lake Vostok. Their stated objective was to train astronauts for future missions to the frozen moons of Jupiter. It seems that in 1998 the chances of any manned craft getting to Jupiter in the life time of the men being trained was not very likely.


In February, 2001, all drilling and scientific work at Lake Vostok was abruptly ceased. NASA and JPL stated that they were vacating the area and abandoning their research. They just up and walked away from billions of dollars worth of equipment. Why? Because they were concerned about damaging the natural environment. Since when has NASA had a 'Green' conscience? However, they didn't leave the base unattended. 
As they walked out, the NSA walked in.


Many other strange events happened around the same time. Extraordinary and unprecedented emergency airlifts were made to evacuate ill personnel during the dead of the six-month winter. Scientists discovered massive magnetic anomalies beneath the ice at Lake Vostok. Three of those same scientists died in 'accidents' before they could leave Antarctica. Another technician apparently "became insane" and was evacuated to New Zealand. This is after the hitherto lucid, rationally-minded man publicly broadcast news of large UFO's at McMurdo Base.


What was the reason for the sudden take-over of the antarctic research station by U.S. forces? What's the deal with this magnetic anomaly? Are there actually Nazi UFO bases down there? Could that be the explanation for so many UFO sightings over the years? 

Dots connected to make things sound plausible!

Disclaimer: This is so retarded. If you nod your head at any point while reading the above text, please continue nodding until your head strikes the keyboard, rendering it useless.



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*nod, nod, nod, nodOW!!

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The real conspiracy is to get everybody on the forum to believe a conspiracy, knock their keyboards out of working order and have the forums to myself MUHAHAHAHA

Damn, the secrets out.

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one of my teachers went to antarctica for about 3 months in 2001....

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-nod nod-

WAIT... THAT MADE NO SENSE!!!!

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Did they come back with tales of super-secret nazi UFO bases and... stuff?

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none that i know of! :D

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Well she must not have been on the right part of the super-secret upside down continent of mystery!... or something.

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Handy guide for researching and creating your own plausible sounding yet stereotypical conspiracy theories:

You may want to include:

UFOs / Aliens

Various government projects of questionable detail (HAARP, Project paperclip, Philadelphia expirament etc.)

Vaguely known colloquialisms of scientific sounding theories that may or may not exist (bubble universes, string, time travel etc.)

Nazis

Occult organizations (you know... the illuminati, bilderberg, the masons, whatever)

Research ad-nauseum on wikipedia, grab quotes from actual people... string together something plausible sounding!



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I have a conspiracy theory of a global level.
Sterilization of the world's populace using soy and soy products to curtail the future overpopulation problems.
If you are interested.... and if I feel up to writing it all down in a coherent way that does not include wearing a colander on my head and lining my ceiling with coat hangers.

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don't write it in coat hangers. write it in kool-aid, paper clips, and duct tape. somehow.... or is that what they want us to do...?! =O.O=

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Everybody knows aluminum foil is the only way to keep out the thought police.

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w1ntermute wrote:

Everybody knows aluminum foil is the only way to keep out the thought police.




Keeps the rays out. They beam them though your television, you know.



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I don't have television. My Colander is aluminum. That's covered. I write in indigo dye, untraceable as I grow it myself. The coat hangers line my ceilings....

I don't drink water. Especially fluoride. Thats how they get your precious bodily fluids.

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PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!!!!!!!

Thats why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol.

omg daemon, I honestly don't know too many others who've seen that movie.

-- Edited by Sui Juris Cattus at 04:14, 2009-01-07

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what movie? *tilts head*

by the by, i have a problem when it comes to watching movies. i don't watch enough of them.

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Dr. Strangelove, or, How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

But most people just call it Dr. Strangelove.

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Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the FEAR to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand... and completely credible and convincing.
Sir! I have a plan! [standing up from his wheelchair] Mein Führer! I can walk!

*rolls*
I love that movie. A bit too much maybe.

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Gentlemen, please! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH? 
Russian Ambassador: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.

If you watch closely, you can see the ambassador nearly lose it with laughter as Strangelove tries to choke himself.

-- Edited by Sui Juris Cattus at 19:32, 2009-01-07

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Sui Juris Cattus wrote:

Gentlemen, please! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.


LOFL

Oh My... I about fell out of my seat!!

I think I'm gonna need to watch that movie.

 



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Lol wow, coincidence. I bought that movie for my dad for christmas. Its a family favorite.

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lol, i actually HAVE seen that one! twice! but i don't remember anything about precious bodily fluids. but that makes sense now.

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a secret base under the ice of Antarctica,
hm ...

well as a german, i am forced to disclaim all about this biggrin

*secretly plan to kidnap wintermute ... *

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Anonymous wrote:

a secret base under the ice of Antarctica,
hm ...

well as a german, i am forced to disclaim all about this biggrin

*secretly plan to kidnap wintermute ... *




 ARGH damn ... forgot to log in XD



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