This thread is for the sharing and general mockery of the fake, lame or just plain unintelligible IMs from the worst of the D/s world.
For over a year my kitty and I have been collecting the best (worst) of these IMs in notecard format from SL. I strongly urge the rest of the SL users on this forum to do the same!
Furthermore: stories from RL about similar failures are also greatly appreciated.
Lets start the insanity.
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if you call cutting your pay to 249,999 bucks to avoid a tax cut going to galt's gulch, i'll call wearing a che shirt bought from hot topic a violent communist coup
I'll start, since you might need some encouragement.
[7:09] Deicider Skytower: hi little kitty [7:09] Saberrah Lykin: hmm....hi hi [7:10] Saberrah Lykin: man with a collar sticking out of his face.... [7:10] Saberrah Lykin: I suggest you fix that [7:11] Deicider Skytower: lol thanks [7:12] Deicider Skytower: i take off [7:13] Deicider Skytower: maybe better now... [7:13] Saberrah Lykin nods: sure [7:13] Deicider Skytower: lol [7:14] Deicider Skytower: areu here all alone kitty? [7:15] Saberrah Lykin: buddy...take a look at my tag...then look at my profile, then ask that again [7:15] Deicider Skytower: oh **** sorry,i see now [7:16] Saberrah Lykin: I suggest reading profiles first before approching someone. it save everyone time and for some, annoyances [7:16] Deicider Skytower: lol,yes,thanks for suggest [7:16] Deicider Skytower: bye bye nicey
-- Instant message logging enabled -- [0:34] Stiletto Sorbet: cute [0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: i such at rp anyway [0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: lol [0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: love love your t [0:35] Paw Pawpaw: well, I'm not exactly in the mood to RP at the moment ;) [0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: np excellent [0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: lets go have a bogie [0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: i'm an rl gal btw [0:36] Paw Pawpaw: no thank you, my profile says things otherwise ;) [0:36] Stiletto Sorbet: oh lemme look [0:37] Paw Pawpaw: you can probably get the idea after seeing that almos t every pic has the same person in it [0:37] Stiletto Sorbet: oh you have a partner! [0:37] Stiletto Sorbet: sorry XD [0:37] Paw Pawpaw: thats quite alright, usually I'm much more blunt about it, but no harm done either way [0:37] Stiletto Sorbet: kewl [0:38] Stiletto Sorbet: i'm just bored i guess...kewep meeting morons
[16:00] Frank101 Tenk: hi nice to see you here in this place full of erotic - are you looking for someone? maybe for sweet (webcam) erotics? - (deutsch/english) [16:00] Saberrah Lykin: get lost buddy [16:02] Saberrah Lykin: though I am curious....do you HONESTLY think anyone will fall for that? [16:03] Frank101 Tenk: yes [16:03] Frank101 Tenk: i know [16:03] Frank101 Tenk: someone will [16:03] Saberrah Lykin: pathetic [16:03] Frank101 Tenk: no real
[17:39] vlrussian Voom: hello [17:39] Saberrah Lykin: hello [17:39] vlrussian Voom: can i ask you a favor sweetie [17:39] Saberrah Lykin: depends on the favor [17:39] vlrussian Voom: am a vimpire can i feed little bit of you to help me survive [17:40] vlrussian Voom: it wont hurt or damage anything [17:40] Saberrah Lykin shakes her head: nope, sorry, I like my blood to remain with me and I doubt my Owner would approve [17:40] vlrussian Voom: well ty for talking [17:41] Saberrah Lykin: you can always try a vamp sim [17:41] vlrussian Voom: yes [17:41] vlrussian Voom: but we all after blood [17:41] vlrussian Voom: so no one will give [17:41] vlrussian Voom: well nice talking to u im off to search
-- Edited by w1ntermute at 22:27, 2008-10-18
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if you call cutting your pay to 249,999 bucks to avoid a tax cut going to galt's gulch, i'll call wearing a che shirt bought from hot topic a violent communist coup
Just a quick note...the sim I was in specifically said no financial scenes in public chat.....
[1:16] L8x Lusch: yes Goddess [1:17] L8x Lusch: I am sorry Goddess [1:17] L8x Lusch: YOU are the only true Financial Domme [1:17] Anabella Spark: slaps your face [1:17] Anabella Spark: show me how really sorry you feel [1:17] Anabella Spark: give me 10k btich [1:18] Anabella Spark: bitch [1:18] Anabella Spark: 10 000 lindens [1:18] L8x Lusch: yes Goddess [1:18] Amethyst Posture Collar: Touched. [1:18] Amethyst Posture Collar: Touched. [1:18] L8x Lusch: just raiding my credit card [1:18] Sian Bury tazers Kyles groin, as he lay on the floor pours a fluid over him and set fire to it: dont touch me again boi! [1:18] Anabella Spark: spits on your face [1:18] Saberrah Lykin rolls her eyes [1:18] Nadirah Halberd: You're daft L8x ... that's way to much for an escort ... 10k? [1:19] Anabella Spark: who the **** do you call an escort [1:19] Nadirah Halberd: You [1:19] Anabella Spark: shut up [1:19] Saberrah Lykin thinks someone needs a reality check [1:19] Nadirah Halberd: Selling a cheap trick for money, that's escorting [1:19] L8x Lusch: My cash is all for you Goddess [1:19] Anabella Spark: this bitch needs to be punished [1:19] L8x Lusch: i worship YOU Goddess [1:20] L8x Lusch: I have the Cash Goddess [1:20] Anabella Spark: there is nothing else this worthless slut can do anyway [1:20] Anabella Spark: send now!! [1:20] You: sheesh [1:20] Nadirah Halberd grins ... you should be laughing at her, not worshipping her girl [1:20] L8x Lusch: Yes Goddess [1:20] L8x Lusch: Paid Goddess [1:20] Anabella Spark: nadirah... you have no idea what a pathetic **** this l8x is, so shut up [1:20] Anabella Spark: hahahah!!! [1:20] Anabella Spark: good [1:21] Anabella Spark: but this is not what you promised , right [1:21] Nadirah Halberd: pff..... you should be reported in stead of paid [1:22] You: if you're going to do you poor fanicial scene...do it through private IMs [1:22] Nadirah Halberd: Amen [1:22] Horizon Ninetails: ...no pun intended. [1:22] Horizon Ninetails sticks out his tongue [1:23] Marise Mahoney is Offline [1:25] Horizon Ninetails: ....I will!!!! [1:25] Anabella Spark: giggles [1:25] L8x Lusch: I am only here for your benefit Goddess [1:25] Horizon Ninetails: Give me your money...ya dirty gutter snipe [1:25] Anabella Spark: yea.. you wish horizon [1:25] Anabella Spark: you going to spoil your GODDESS, L8x [1:25] You: seriously....IM's, use them [1:26] Anabella Spark: 5000 more !!! [1:26] L8x Lusch: Yes Goddess [1:26] Anabella Spark: with credit card in your mouth [1:26] Anabella Spark: haha [1:27] Anabella Spark: lets go [1:28] Anabella Spark: there is no fun in here
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I've obviously spent too much time away from chat rooms. I can't even parse most of what's going on in the above chats. I can't tell if the content is stupid or not, because I don't even know what people are SAYING.
Had to share this one. I was at a club on Sl and apparently this person didn't bother to read my profile......Just couldn't resist =^.^=
[23:03] Frances Renard: good morning [23:03] Saberrah Lykin: hi hi [23:03] Frances Renard: i'm looking for a mistress [23:03] Saberrah Lykin: I'm sorry, I didn't walk over you, did I? I can't see anything cause I'm still rezzing [23:03] Saberrah Lykin: guess not [23:04] Saberrah Lykin: =^.^= [23:05] Frances Renard: you are so cute [23:05] Saberrah Lykin smiles [23:05] Saberrah Lykin: and just what are you looking for in a Mistress? your profile tells me nothing [23:06] Frances Renard: i love to be shaved [23:06] Frances Renard: to shave myself [23:06] Saberrah Lykin: no.....that's what you want for yourself. what do you want in a Mistress? what kind are you looking for? [23:06] Frances Renard: i hate my hair [23:06] Saberrah Lykin: cause really, there are so many different types [23:06] Frances Renard: sorry [23:07] Frances Renard: a horny mistress, with a lot of experiences [23:07] Frances Renard: i have a lot of imagination [23:08] Frances Renard: and it's not so easy to find somebody [23:08] Frances Renard: i want here fan of latex and chains [23:08] Saberrah Lykin: well...when you're not too clear on what it is you're wanting, that does make it a bit hard [23:09] Frances Renard: maybe will it be better to speak in this position [23:09] Saberrah Lykin: I mean, most Mistresses are "horny" as you so eloqently put it [23:10] Saberrah Lykin: but there's most who abusive and ignore the subs, and some that are sweet and who dotes on their subs [23:10] Frances Renard: this is difficult for beginner to explain what kind of Mistress i want [23:10] Saberrah Lykin: surely you have an idea though? [23:10] Frances Renard: i want a honest mistress [23:11] Saberrah Lykin nods: and how honest will you be in return? [23:11] Frances Renard: i prefer a sweet mistress who dotes on their subs [23:11] Saberrah Lykin nods [23:11] Frances Renard: the most honest i can be : loyal [23:12] Frances Renard: do all she qsks me [23:13] Saberrah Lykin nods: and how far are you willing to go in your service to your mistress? you say you like to shave...does that mean real life as well? [23:13] Frances Renard: yes that means in RL aswell [23:13] Saberrah Lykin: are you using sl as a way to find a real Mistress, or is this just something to role play? [23:14] Frances Renard: for the moment a role play in view to find a real mistress [23:14] Saberrah Lykin nods [23:14] Saberrah Lykin: and what experience do you have? [23:15] Frances Renard: only little experience with other mistress in RL, had to shave myself in front of her [23:15] Frances Renard: and found this fanstastic [23:15] Frances Renard: wear of chains [23:16] Frances Renard: whear of collar [23:16] Saberrah Lykin: and how often did you have to wear them? [23:16] Frances Renard: i can not tell you but more than 10x [23:17] Saberrah Lykin nods: so you didn't meet with her very often then? [23:18] Frances Renard: no [23:19] Saberrah Lykin: what's your opinion of this guy next to us? I'm curious [23:19] Frances Renard: i prefer girls [23:19] Frances Renard: i dont like hairs [23:20] Saberrah Lykin nods [23:21] Frances Renard: i think your shoes need to be cleaned [23:21] Saberrah Lykin raises a brow: do you? [23:22] Frances Renard: i will do it [23:22] Saberrah Lykin shrugs: probably, but that can wait until later [23:22] Saberrah Lykin: I'm still trying to learn more information about you [23:23] Frances Renard: allright, do you want me to take a special pose ? [23:23] Saberrah Lykin: I'm not someone who takes on any sub [23:24] Saberrah Lykin: I like to know just who it is I'm talking to, if interests are similar or not [23:25] Frances Renard: sorry, this was not the right pose i wanted to tale [23:25] Saberrah Lykin: use that one for now [23:26] Frances Renard: this one is better [23:26] Frances Renard: allright, i have to be honest [23:27] Saberrah Lykin: please do [23:27] Frances Renard: in RL, i'm a man, sub who tries to be more feminine [23:27] Frances Renard: that's the reason i try to be perfectly shaved [23:27] Frances Renard: or one of the reason [23:28] Saberrah Lykin nods: believe it or not, but I already knew you were a guy....I could tell from your avi [23:28] Saberrah Lykin: could always spot an female avi with a guy behind it [23:28] Saberrah Lykin: didn't think you would confess that though [23:29] Saberrah Lykin: so kudos to you [23:29] Frances Renard: i didnt want to lye you [23:29] Frances Renard: i try to be the most honest [23:29] Saberrah Lykin nods: I'm shocked honestly, and amused [23:30] Frances Renard: and all i wrote you is the true in RL [23:30] Saberrah Lykin nods [23:30] Frances Renard: i hate my hairs, i wear chains and collar [23:31] Saberrah Lykin nods: anything else? [23:31] Frances Renard: that you want to know about me ? [23:31] Saberrah Lykin: confessions or what not [23:32] Frances Renard: do you want me to stop here ? [23:32] Saberrah Lykin: why? [23:33] Frances Renard: i could be disapointed to speak with me... [23:33] Frances Renard: i can understand [23:33] Saberrah Lykin: yes, I'm sure you would be dissapointed to speak with yourself [23:34] Saberrah Lykin: that would be just boring [23:34] Frances Renard: now i thought you were dissapointed [23:34] Frances Renard: to speak with me [23:35] Frances Renard: so tell me what you think about me ? [23:35] Saberrah Lykin: hmmmm, I'll give you a little hint [23:35] Saberrah Lykin: read my profile [23:36] Saberrah Lykin: then let me know what it is you should have done first [23:37] Frances Renard: why are you here ? [23:37] Frances Renard: just to speak about bdsm [23:39] Saberrah Lykin laughs: cause I've many friends who come here, its entertaining, and one of the few ways to actually be oneself "around" others [23:39] Saberrah Lykin: now, gonna tell me what it is you should have done before speaking with me? [23:39] Frances Renard: look in your profile [23:40] Frances Renard: read properly it [23:40] Saberrah Lykin nods: and what are you going to do before approching others now? [23:41] Frances Renard: look first in their profile [23:42] Saberrah Lykin nods! very good [23:43] Frances Renard: allrights i've learned [23:43] Saberrah Lykin: that is good to hear, and you can't exactly say it wasn't a useless leason, can you? [23:43] Frances Renard: i can tell you, usefull [23:43] Frances Renard: and helpfull [23:44] Saberrah Lykin smiles [23:45] Saberrah Lykin: alright, I must go, my Owner is distracting me =^.^=
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Judge not, lest ye be judged. Keep your mind open, and always be willing to learn. ~Stray~