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This thread is for the sharing and general mockery of the fake, lame or just plain unintelligible IMs from the worst of the D/s world.

For over a year my kitty and I have been collecting the best (worst) of these IMs in notecard format from SL. I strongly urge the rest of the SL users on this forum to do the same!

Furthermore: stories from RL about similar failures are also greatly appreciated.

Lets start the insanity.



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I'll start, since you might need some encouragement.

[7:09] Deicider Skytower: hi little kitty
[7:09] Saberrah Lykin: hmm....hi hi
[7:10] Saberrah Lykin: man with a collar sticking out of his face....
[7:10] Saberrah Lykin: I suggest you fix that
[7:11] Deicider Skytower: lol thanks
[7:12] Deicider Skytower: i take off
[7:13] Deicider Skytower: maybe better now...
[7:13] Saberrah Lykin nods: sure
[7:13] Deicider Skytower: lol
[7:14] Deicider Skytower: areu here all alone kitty?
[7:15] Saberrah Lykin: buddy...take a look at my tag...then look at my profile, then ask that again
[7:15] Deicider Skytower: oh **** sorry,i see now
[7:16] Saberrah Lykin: I suggest reading profiles first before approching someone. it save everyone time and for some, annoyances
[7:16] Deicider Skytower: lol,yes,thanks for suggest
[7:16] Deicider Skytower: bye bye nicey

 

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[0:34] Stiletto Sorbet: cute
[0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: i such at rp anyway
[0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: lol
[0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: love love your t
[0:35] Paw Pawpaw: well, I'm not exactly in the mood to RP at the moment ;)
[0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: np excellent
[0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: lets go have a bogie
[0:35] Stiletto Sorbet: i'm an rl gal btw
[0:36] Paw Pawpaw: no thank you, my profile says things otherwise ;)
[0:36] Stiletto Sorbet: oh lemme look
[0:37] Paw Pawpaw: you can probably get the idea after seeing that almos t every pic has the same person in it
[0:37] Stiletto Sorbet: oh you have a partner!
[0:37] Stiletto Sorbet: sorry XD
[0:37] Paw Pawpaw: thats quite alright, usually I'm much more blunt about it, but no harm done either way
[0:37] Stiletto Sorbet: kewl
[0:38] Stiletto Sorbet: i'm just bored i guess...kewep meeting morons

 

[16:00] Frank101 Tenk: hi nice to see you here in this place full of erotic - are you looking for someone? maybe for sweet (webcam) erotics? - (deutsch/english)
[16:00] Saberrah Lykin: get lost buddy
[16:02] Saberrah Lykin: though I am curious....do you HONESTLY think anyone will fall for that?
[16:03] Frank101 Tenk: yes
[16:03] Frank101 Tenk: i know
[16:03] Frank101 Tenk: someone will
[16:03] Saberrah Lykin: pathetic
[16:03] Frank101 Tenk: no real

 

[17:39] vlrussian Voom: hello
[17:39] Saberrah Lykin: hello
[17:39] vlrussian Voom: can i ask you a favor sweetie
[17:39] Saberrah Lykin: depends on the favor
[17:39] vlrussian Voom: am a vimpire can i feed little bit of you to help me survive
[17:40] vlrussian Voom: it wont hurt or damage anything
[17:40] Saberrah Lykin shakes her head: nope, sorry, I like my blood to remain with me and I doubt my Owner would approve
[17:40] vlrussian Voom: well ty for talking
[17:41] Saberrah Lykin: you can always try a vamp sim
[17:41] vlrussian Voom: yes
[17:41] vlrussian Voom: but we all after blood
[17:41] vlrussian Voom: so no one will give
[17:41] vlrussian Voom: well nice talking to u im off to search



-- Edited by w1ntermute at 22:27, 2008-10-18

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Just a quick note...the sim I was in specifically said no financial scenes in public chat.....

[1:16] L8x Lusch: yes Goddess
[1:17] L8x Lusch: I am sorry Goddess
[1:17] L8x Lusch: YOU are the only true Financial Domme
[1:17] Anabella Spark: slaps your face
[1:17] Anabella Spark: show me how really sorry you feel
[1:17] Anabella Spark: give me 10k btich
[1:18] Anabella Spark: bitch
[1:18] Anabella Spark: 10 000 lindens
[1:18] L8x Lusch: yes Goddess
[1:18] Amethyst Posture Collar: Touched.
[1:18] Amethyst Posture Collar: Touched.
[1:18] L8x Lusch: just raiding my credit card
[1:18] Sian Bury tazers Kyles groin, as he lay on the floor pours a fluid over him and set fire to it: dont touch me again boi!
[1:18] Anabella Spark: spits on your face
[1:18] Saberrah Lykin rolls her eyes
[1:18] Nadirah Halberd: You're daft L8x ... that's way to much for an escort ... 10k?
[1:19] Anabella Spark: who the **** do you call an escort
[1:19] Nadirah Halberd: You
[1:19] Anabella Spark: shut up
[1:19] Saberrah Lykin thinks someone needs a reality check
[1:19] Nadirah Halberd: Selling a cheap trick for money, that's escorting
[1:19] L8x Lusch: My cash is all for you Goddess
[1:19] Anabella Spark: this bitch needs to be punished
[1:19] L8x Lusch: i worship YOU Goddess
[1:20] L8x Lusch: I have the Cash Goddess
[1:20] Anabella Spark: there is nothing else this worthless slut can do anyway
[1:20] Anabella Spark: send now!!
[1:20] You: sheesh
[1:20] Nadirah Halberd grins ... you should be laughing at her, not worshipping her girl
[1:20] L8x Lusch: Yes Goddess
[1:20] L8x Lusch: Paid Goddess
[1:20] Anabella Spark: nadirah... you have no idea what a pathetic **** this l8x is, so shut up
[1:20] Anabella Spark: hahahah!!!
[1:20] Anabella Spark: good
[1:21] Anabella Spark: but this is not what you promised , right
[1:21] Nadirah Halberd: pff..... you should be reported in stead of paid
[1:22] You: if you're going to do you poor fanicial scene...do it through private IMs
[1:22] Nadirah Halberd: Amen
[1:22] Horizon Ninetails: ...no pun intended.
[1:22] Horizon Ninetails sticks out his tongue
[1:23] Marise Mahoney is Offline
[1:25] Horizon Ninetails: ....I will!!!!
[1:25] Anabella Spark: giggles
[1:25] L8x Lusch: I am only here for your benefit Goddess
[1:25] Horizon Ninetails: Give me your money...ya dirty gutter snipe
[1:25] Anabella Spark: yea.. you wish horizon
[1:25] Anabella Spark: you going to spoil your GODDESS, L8x
[1:25] You: seriously....IM's, use them
[1:26] Anabella Spark: 5000 more !!!
[1:26] L8x Lusch: Yes Goddess
[1:26] Anabella Spark: with credit card in your mouth
[1:26] Anabella Spark: haha
[1:27] Anabella Spark: lets go
[1:28] Anabella Spark: there is no fun in here

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I've obviously spent too much time away from chat rooms. I can't even parse most of what's going on in the above chats. I can't tell if the content is stupid or not, because I don't even know what people are SAYING.

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Had to share this one. I was at a club on Sl and apparently this person didn't bother to read my profile......Just couldn't resist =^.^=

[23:03] Frances Renard: good morning
[23:03] Saberrah Lykin: hi hi
[23:03] Frances Renard: i'm looking for a mistress
[23:03] Saberrah Lykin: I'm sorry, I didn't walk over you, did I? I can't see anything cause I'm still rezzing
[23:03] Saberrah Lykin: guess not
[23:04] Saberrah Lykin: =^.^=
[23:05] Frances Renard: you are so cute
[23:05] Saberrah Lykin smiles
[23:05] Saberrah Lykin: and just what are you looking for in a Mistress? your profile tells me nothing
[23:06] Frances Renard: i love to be shaved
[23:06] Frances Renard: to shave myself
[23:06] Saberrah Lykin: no.....that's what you want for yourself. what do you want in a Mistress? what kind are you looking for?
[23:06] Frances Renard: i hate my hair
[23:06] Saberrah Lykin: cause really, there are so many different types
[23:06] Frances Renard: sorry
[23:07] Frances Renard: a horny mistress, with a lot of experiences
[23:07] Frances Renard: i have a lot of imagination
[23:08] Frances Renard: and it's not so easy to find somebody
[23:08] Frances Renard: i want here fan of latex and chains
[23:08] Saberrah Lykin: well...when you're not too clear on what it is you're wanting, that does make it a bit hard
[23:09] Frances Renard: maybe will it be better to speak in this position
[23:09] Saberrah Lykin: I mean, most Mistresses are "horny" as you so eloqently put it
[23:10] Saberrah Lykin: but there's most who abusive and ignore the subs, and some that are sweet and who dotes on their subs
[23:10] Frances Renard: this is difficult for beginner to explain what kind of Mistress i want
[23:10] Saberrah Lykin: surely you have an idea though?
[23:10] Frances Renard: i want a honest mistress
[23:11] Saberrah Lykin nods: and how honest will you be in return?
[23:11] Frances Renard: i prefer a sweet mistress who dotes on their subs
[23:11] Saberrah Lykin nods
[23:11] Frances Renard: the most honest i can be : loyal
[23:12] Frances Renard: do all she qsks me
[23:13] Saberrah Lykin nods: and how far are you willing to go in your service to your mistress? you say you like to shave...does that mean real life as well?
[23:13] Frances Renard: yes that means in RL aswell
[23:13] Saberrah Lykin: are you using sl as a way to find a real Mistress, or is this just something to role play?
[23:14] Frances Renard: for the moment a role play in view to find a real mistress
[23:14] Saberrah Lykin nods
[23:14] Saberrah Lykin: and what experience do you have?
[23:15] Frances Renard: only little experience with other mistress in RL, had to shave myself in front of her
[23:15] Frances Renard: and found this fanstastic
[23:15] Frances Renard: wear of chains
[23:16] Frances Renard: whear of collar
[23:16] Saberrah Lykin: and how often did you have to wear them?
[23:16] Frances Renard: i can not tell you but more than 10x
[23:17] Saberrah Lykin nods: so you didn't meet with her very often then?
[23:18] Frances Renard: no
[23:19] Saberrah Lykin: what's your opinion of this guy next to us? I'm curious
[23:19] Frances Renard: i prefer girls
[23:19] Frances Renard: i dont like hairs
[23:20] Saberrah Lykin nods
[23:21] Frances Renard: i think your shoes need to be cleaned
[23:21] Saberrah Lykin raises a brow: do you?
[23:22] Frances Renard: i will do it
[23:22] Saberrah Lykin shrugs: probably, but that can wait until later
[23:22] Saberrah Lykin: I'm still trying to learn more information about you
[23:23] Frances Renard: allright, do you want me to take a special pose ?
[23:23] Saberrah Lykin: I'm not someone who takes on any sub
[23:24] Saberrah Lykin: I like to know just who it is I'm talking to, if interests are similar or not
[23:25] Frances Renard: sorry, this was not the right pose i wanted to tale
[23:25] Saberrah Lykin: use that one for now
[23:26] Frances Renard: this one is better
[23:26] Frances Renard: allright, i have to be honest
[23:27] Saberrah Lykin: please do
[23:27] Frances Renard: in RL, i'm a man, sub who tries to be more feminine
[23:27] Frances Renard: that's the reason i try to be perfectly shaved
[23:27] Frances Renard: or one of the reason
[23:28] Saberrah Lykin nods: believe it or not, but I already knew you were a guy....I could tell from your avi
[23:28] Saberrah Lykin: could always spot an female avi with a guy behind it
[23:28] Saberrah Lykin: didn't think you would confess that though
[23:29] Saberrah Lykin: so kudos to you
[23:29] Frances Renard: i didnt want to lye you
[23:29] Frances Renard: i try to be the most honest
[23:29] Saberrah Lykin nods: I'm shocked honestly, and amused
[23:30] Frances Renard: and all i wrote you is the true in RL
[23:30] Saberrah Lykin nods
[23:30] Frances Renard: i hate my hairs, i wear chains and collar
[23:31] Saberrah Lykin nods: anything else?
[23:31] Frances Renard: that you want to know about me ?
[23:31] Saberrah Lykin: confessions or what not
[23:32] Frances Renard: do you want me to stop here ?
[23:32] Saberrah Lykin: why?
[23:33] Frances Renard: i could be disapointed to speak with me...
[23:33] Frances Renard: i can understand
[23:33] Saberrah Lykin: yes, I'm sure you would be dissapointed to speak with yourself
[23:34] Saberrah Lykin: that would be just boring
[23:34] Frances Renard: now i thought you were dissapointed
[23:34] Frances Renard: to speak with me
[23:35] Frances Renard: so tell me what you think about me ?
[23:35] Saberrah Lykin: hmmmm, I'll give you a little hint
[23:35] Saberrah Lykin: read my profile
[23:36] Saberrah Lykin: then let me know what it is you should have done first
[23:37] Frances Renard: why are you here ?
[23:37] Frances Renard: just to speak about bdsm
[23:39] Saberrah Lykin laughs: cause I've many friends who come here, its entertaining, and one of the few ways to actually be oneself "around" others
[23:39] Saberrah Lykin: now, gonna tell me what it is you should have done before speaking with me?
[23:39] Frances Renard: look in your profile
[23:40] Frances Renard: read properly it
[23:40] Saberrah Lykin nods: and what are you going to do before approching others now?
[23:41] Frances Renard: look first in their profile
[23:42] Saberrah Lykin nods! very good
[23:43] Frances Renard: allrights i've learned
[23:43] Saberrah Lykin: that is good to hear, and you can't exactly say it wasn't a useless leason, can you?
[23:43] Frances Renard: i can tell you, usefull
[23:43] Frances Renard: and helpfull
[23:44] Saberrah Lykin smiles
[23:45] Saberrah Lykin: alright, I must go, my Owner is distracting me =^.^=

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