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Tygra


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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand
New rule tomorrow

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere
Will find in morning

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then--
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds--
Your foot just squashed one

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even thing about it!
My yelps will wake dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, ****! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! In only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

I like to roll dice
from the box, one at a time
I will steal them all

James has a squirt gun
when I eat the plant, he shoots
I wait till he leaves

Hair hanging, straight, long
One of my favourite things
Female visitors

I seek new places
cuboard doors hide secret realms
meow when I get stuck

(by Author Unknown)

-- Edited by Tygra at 20:51, 2008-07-30

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Truly outstanding! You find some of the most amazing things, Tygra.

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*DIES. LAUGHING.*

OMG. The 2nd and 6th paragraphs made me giggle SO HARD.

ELEVATOR BUTT! XDD *gigglesnort* Oh, man... That's magnificent.

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OMG thank you for that, I really needed it today. I learned that one of my masters is moveing to alabama

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HisKytten wrote:

OMG thank you for that, I really needed it today. I learned that one of my masters is moveing to alabama



 OH, NO! ;__; Why???



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omg, count me in as one who loves the "elevator butt"

Ooh, and "new rule tomorrow" lmao! :D

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Small furry kitty kat
May I pet your arched back
Why my hand it bleeds

I muster my strength
Prepare for battle I must
Blur shoots past my legs

Red Vinyl Kitty
I look for you when I'm Home
Do you hide today

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Macula wrote:

Red Vinyl Kitty
I look for you when I'm Home
Do you hide today
They are all wonderful Master..  But you know I love this one the best. ^_^ 

*purrr*



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Joli Minou wrote:

HisKytten wrote:

OMG thank you for that, I really needed it today. I learned that one of my masters is moveing to alabama



 OH, NO! ;__; Why???


His family is moving so he is going with since he can't find work up herebleh




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HisKytten wrote:

Joli Minou wrote:

HisKytten wrote:

OMG thank you for that, I really needed it today. I learned that one of my masters is moveing to alabama



 OH, NO! ;__; Why???


His family is moving so he is going with since he can't find work up herebleh







Awww, I'm so sorry. *hugs*

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Joli Minou wrote:

HisKytten wrote:


Joli Minou wrote:

HisKytten wrote:

OMG thank you for that, I really needed it today. I learned that one of my masters is moveing to alabama



 OH, NO! ;__; Why???


His family is moving so he is going with since he can't find work up herebleh








Awww, I'm so sorry. *hugs*
*Hugs back* thanks, luckly we both have webcam and phones



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aww thats soo fun!

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